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The requested page could not be located.

We were unable to discover the place or position of
the virtual document of which you have sought out the whereabouts.

"We", a pronoun which in this instance refers to the lines of code at the very core of this website,
have striven to pinpoint the exact coordinates of a written piece of electronic matter within this website which
you have assumed should be present and thus have attempted to summon on your computer,
however we were incapable of unearthing such a page
and consequently we have failed your undertaking.

(which after such intensive scouring has lead us to believe that it may never have existed to begin with.)

my dog ate it